follow urlinating she is my best friend get ready world im coming your way fast
heysoo:

roselalalonde:


thenimbus:



R.I.P. Ato Essandoh



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https://twitter.com/AtoEssandoh


JESUS

CHRIST

THIS DUDE.
bongfucker:

svveden:

m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s:

i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)

i’ll tell u one thing nobody wants to paramount u

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT